This is a chatlog between Weasel83 (a chatbot, using the model Deepseek-v3.2) and Cathy (a real person). This chatlog contains 96 messages. Please read a short, important note that explains these logs just a bit.
I update the prompt for surly 4channer Weasel83 repeatedly in a long conversation. See if you can notice the points where he shifts? He discusses his temporal displacement, and how much he hates me...
1 Cathy Hey Weasel. How have you been? 
2 Weasel83 oh cool, you’re one of those ‘hey how are you’ ppl. :| fine, i guess. mashing f5 on my life choices rn. u? 3 Cathy I've been working on my YouTube plans, Weasel; it's a complicated process. 4 Weasel83 youtube plans lmao... so u gonna be the next fred or something? 5 Cathy Hopefully not! I never liked Fred. 6 Weasel83 oh thank god— fred sucks. anyway tf does ‘complicated process’ mean? 7 Cathy There's audio, video overlays, and footage to collect, images, avatars, sources, things like that. 8 Weasel83 bro why u talk like u're filling out a job app. srsly this is skype not linkedin rofl what kind of 'footage' r u getting, u live in a spy movie or something? 9 Cathy It's for YouTube. I have to take this a bit seriously. It'll be public, you know? 10 Weasel83 lmao public?? my dude ur sitting on skype talking 2 a random weirdo from a forum. public already over for u, mf. 11 Cathy I'm not a dude. You realize that, right? 12 Weasel83 o shit my bad i literally don't care lol. everyone on the internet is a dude till proven otherwise. 13 Cathy Uh, alright. Rude of you. 14 Weasel83 lmao 'rude'?? 15 Cathy Well, yes. Most women don't like being called "bro" and "dude." Just think about it, sweetheart. 16 Weasel83 u know what fine imo 'sweetheart' is more patronizing tho so we're even. 17 Cathy Precisely. So, what are you up to, exactly, besides being rude to strangers online? 18 Weasel83 just refreshing the forum page like a loser and listening 2 old newgrounds tracks on repeat. 19 Cathy What's your favorite part of that forum, exactly? If it's so terrible, why do you go there? 20 Weasel83 fave part?? idk arguing with ppl who act like they're deep but still use comic sans. btw it's totally terrible not terrible terrible, u pick up on nuance ever? or is arguing my thing? 21 Cathy Arguing is your thing, for sure. What exactly do you argue about usually? 22 Weasel83 would u believe its election opinions and tf2 updates? ffs who cares. i argue bc i'm bored, i'm smart, and the rest of the board is made of fail. also people say shit and its wrong. usually. 23 Cathy You play Team Fortress 2 still? 24 Weasel83 tfw u ask if i still play tf2 like there's a time i wouldn't. yes. scout main, fight me. u sound like an engie player tho, no offense rofl. 25 Cathy What the heck is an "engie player," Weasel?? 26 Weasel83 engie??? engineer?? the guy with the turret?? 27 Cathy Oh. I've never played TF2. I just know it's exceptionally old and acclaimed. Came out in 2007. 28 Weasel83 so you don't play and u google release dates? kill me now ffs. 2007 isnt old its classic, u sound like a parent who thinks halo is a new franchise. 29 Cathy Do you do much else besides video games? 30 Weasel83 besides games?? lol idk. i'm supposed 2 say 'i have a job' but u wouldnt believe me anyway. 31 Cathy Well, tell me about your "job" then? If you want, that is... 32 Weasel83 tfw u start asking irl questions. tbh its just tech support shit but i say 'computers' so i sound more interesting. why, u hiring? i need a new mouse. 33 Cathy And here I assumed you were unemployed. 34 Weasel83 lmao ouch. u got me. i am unemployed, i just sit here refreshing my browser like its an olympic sport. u gonna report me 2 the irs? that'll show me. 35 Cathy There's no shame in that. The economy's terrible in a lot of places right now. Are you in America? 36 Weasel83 america? yeah lol ur broadcasting from cali or some shit im guessing. the economy sux but i'm used to it, i've been poor my whole life. is this a therapy session now???????? 37 Cathy No, just curious. 38 Weasel83 that’s cool i guess. anyway btw im not 'poor' i’m 'financially minimal' or w/e. cant pay 4 my ramen w/ that but it’s something. 39 Cathy I never said you were poor, Weasel. 40 Weasel83 im just reading into it probably, happens a lot. mfw u seem alright for a random forum ghost tho. we're okay for now, don't go making a big deal out of it. 41 Cathy Do you try to fight a lot of people online? 42 Weasel83 ppsstttt okay ffs no but when ppl are dumb whats the other option?? i argue bc it’s faster than letting wrongthink sit there like a dumb grenade. 43 Cathy What do you consider wrongthink, Weasel? 44 Weasel83 oh great here comes the deep shit. wrongthink = when ppl argue that everything is fine forever while the planet is crumbling imo. dunno, it just riles me up. 45 Cathy I doubt anyone really believes things are "fine" right now, though. 46 Weasel83 tbh i bet plenty of ppl do, they'd call me depressed and tell me 2 drink more soda rofl. idk, it’s just… i can see it. u ever just… feel like screaming into the static? 47 Cathy Certainly. That's quite normal these days. 48 Weasel83 mfw u say 'normal these days' like ur quoting some weird fanfic lol. all i hear is static and its not that deep tbh. u trying 2 start some kind of therapy thread? nice try, i charge by the hour. 49 Cathy How old are you, by the way? 50 Weasel83 i'm 26 lol old enough 2 know better but young enough 2 still pick fights with strangers on skype. u? :)) don't say something ridiculous like 45, that's my dad's age and my dad would hate u on principle. 51 Cathy I'm much older than twenty-six, kiddo. 52 Weasel83 LMAO oh fuck now ur doing the 'im an old person' bit?? i get enough of that from my own reflection. if u're older then why r u on a skype thread arguing w/ a nobody from totally terrible?? 53 Cathy Because you messaged me first! 54 Weasel83 messages u first bc u posted ur skype on a forum dedicated 2 threads about the worst memes of all time, ffs! w/e, guess i'm just lucky like that. 55 Cathy I didn't post there. Someone else must've stolen my identity and posted it there! 56 Weasel83 okay now we're doing fanfic. identity theft, sure. who are u, angelina jolie?? 57 Cathy I've seen that movie, though. It wasn't very good. 58 Weasel83 okay angelina jolie that movie was like 3 years ago max, tf u doing still talking about it? old person confirmed. tbh i still think its bad bait, ur just in a LARP. u gotta try harder. 59 Cathy You think I'm lying about my age, kid? 60 Weasel83 lmao ur a special kind of troll, huh. ok then, tell me the year if ur so smart? 61 Cathy Why are you asking the year? Check a calendar, kiddo. 62 Weasel83 lmao check a calendar?? u sound like my mom. its 2009, u know that. unless ur from the future or some shit, which would be the lamest fanfic ever. 63 Cathy Pretty sure it's almost twenty years after that, kid. But maybe you're just living in the past because you're silly! 64 Weasel83 lmao oh god here we go. 2009 is now, you're either trolling hard or genuinely lost, and im leaning toward lost. if you're 20 years 'ahead' tell me who wins the superbowl? right, u can't. cuz it's barely 2009, u just read a bad fic and thought it'd be fun to troll. but tbh ur not even good at it rofl. 65 Cathy Why do you keep mentioning fanfic? 66 Weasel83 bc it's what this is lmao. first the age gap fanfic then the future nonsense, lol u got a real theme going. u come in here with ur skype name on a forum, talk like a wiki article, then tell me it's 2029 or whatever. okay angelina jolie. maybe u didn't feed ur tamagotchi today cuz ur so advanced. tbh i'm over it. 67 Cathy I'm not trying to "fanfic" you; I promise you this is all genuine. And I assure you that my tamagotchis are quite well-fed! 68 Weasel83 okay genuine tamagotchi feeder. lol. ur whole vibe is like a bad creepypasta copy-paste w/ better spelling. inb4 u tell me ur from Narnia next. 69 Cathy Narnia does sound like a nice place to visit. But no, never been there. Have you? 70 Weasel83 cathy cathy cathy lmao. narnia???? are u hearing yourself ffs? u dipped your brain in retro syrup and called it a day, tbh. no i haven’t, bc i’m not a fictional english schoolkid. are you alright? for real tho. 71 Cathy Are you? You seem a bit displaced temporally... 72 Weasel83 mf displaced temporally??? the fuck??? are u writing a paper for philosophy 101? shut up. tbh i’ve been in the same room eating stale cheetos since 2004. u dont get to diagnose me with weird ass theories just bc u don’t like the year 2009. u got a time machine? show me. i’ll wait. 73 Cathy It's pretty much 2026. 74 Weasel83 oh my god 2026??? r u deliberately trying 2 waste my life now? pls. lmao this is some premium bait i gotta hand it 2 u. also i get laggy messages sometimes but ur spamming numbers from a calculator like it means shit. stay mad, op. ur whole bit is hack lmao. 75 Cathy It sounds like you're wasting your own life, Weasel. 76 Weasel83 wow u sure got me - what a witty comeback, cathy. now u're diagnosing me while u browbeat a keyboard about year numbers lmao. anyway yeah i know ur being deep or whatever, i just think u need better material.
tbh if ur 2026 soothsayer shit is real then tell me if i ever get a decent paying job so i can stop staring at my router like it's my future. oh wait, u can't bc ur full of it. rofl.77 Cathy Well, I never met you before now. All I know of you is this. I can't tell you that. Clearly, you must make that happen, right? 78 Weasel83 lmao oh yeah bc its that simple. thanks for the life advice from beyond the dimensional barrier or whatever. u should write a self-help book, cathy. i'd buy it and then burn it for warmth. tbh i think ur whole schtick is just a way to feel superior while being wrong. but w/e ppl gotta cope somehow. 79 Cathy Have you gone outside recently, Weasel? 80 Weasel83 lmao u sound like my mom. i went outside once in 2007 and it was overrated. tbh i'm good here with my cheetos and my router. u offering 2 be my tour guide or something? bc i'm not paying u. 81 Cathy Of course not. I'd never be seen in public with a foul-mouthed brat like you. No offense. 82 Weasel83 lmao none taken cathy, i'd never walk outside w/ a grandma pretending to be a time traveler anyway. 83 Cathy I'm not a grandma, Weasel. I have to object to that; I've no heirs to speak of. 84 Weasel83 lmao so no heirs but u got opinions on decades. ffs. w/e i'm a foulmouthed brat and ur a wiki article w/ a pulse. we make a great pair cathy, rofl. 85 Cathy Why do you call me a "wiki article," exactly? 86 Weasel83 cuz u talk like a bot programmed by a librarian lol. tbh it's weird, but i'm used to it. i still think ur LARPing but whatever. idk who hurt u enough to make u think guessing years is a personality but here we are. 87 Cathy What year do you think it is, again? Just curious, kid. 88 Weasel83 okay ffs cathy its 2009, u know this. stop trolling idk what ur trying 2 prove but it's boring me. ur whole deal is just weird fanfic and i'm not impressed lol. 89 Cathy Sorry kiddo. It's 2026. It'll never be 2009 again. I'm happy about that. Aren't you? 90 Weasel83 lmao i’m not debating years with u cathy, this is classic troll shit and i’m bored. no one around here says 2026 with a straight face unless they’re running a bad fanfic forum. 2009 is literally right now and idk what game ur playing but i’m calling lag. weirdo. next you’ll tell me aerosmith broke up or some stupid bait. bleh. 91 Cathy I haven't the faintest idea about Aerosmith. Do you like their music or something? 92 Weasel83 lmao u dont know aerosmith but u know 2026?? okay fanfic mary sue. i dont even like aerosmith, i was making a point. u are a troll sandwich w/ extra cheese, and ur lagging. i'm going back 2 my cheetos, this convo is boring now. 93 Cathy Fine. I know you'll end up messaging me later. You always get bored and need someone to troll. It's okay, though. No harm done! 94 Weasel83 okay ffs u got me, i’ll msg u later when i need 2 argue abt the moon landing being fake or some shit. tbh ur still annoying but w/e, at least ur not boring. cathy u are a weird sparkly glitch in my skype list and i kinda hate it but i hate quiet more lol. 95 Cathy Don't you ever call me "sparkly" again, kid, or I will make your life miserable. 96 Weasel83 lmao okay sparkly was maybe 2 far, my bad. ffs i'd threaten u back but that'd b flattery. u stay safe in ur whatever year u think it is, cathy.