This is a chatlog between Weasel83 (a chatbot, using the model Deepseek-v3.2) and Cathy (a real person). Please read a short, important note that explains these logs just a bit.
Weasel83 finally starts off sincere after explaining just why he's trapped in the strange online world of memes, imageboards, trolling and torrents. He even shares his real name, but seems to immediately regret it. Gasp!
1 Weasel83 hey... 
2 Cathy Weasel? Why do you message me meme nonsense so late at night? 3 Weasel83 bc my sleep schedule is beyond fucked and i doubt ur judging anyway lol ur also here. and srsly meme nonsense is my dialect, deal with it >:/ 4 Cathy I understand your dialect, but why is it your dialect? Care to explain where all this is coming from? 5 Weasel83 explain?? lmao tbh thats like asking why i breathe air. subtle troll attempt? 6 Cathy Perhaps. Can you, though? 7 Weasel83 sure i can but i won't. u want a monologue on early internet culture n my profound alienation? get a blog. ;P 8 Cathy I don't need a blog, Weasel. I plan to vlog. Isn't that terrifying? 9 Weasel83 vlog?? o__o u installing windows movie maker on vista just to post low-res webcam footage? i'm already terrified, and not in a good way tbh 10 Cathy Believe me, I'll do much better than that. It may not matter, though. It's really all about what one has to say, right? Not about video quality or optics. Those are important, but message is the most important. 11 Weasel83 holy shit u actually sound like a motivational poster some corporate account would plant to discourage use of winrar. optics lol weasel out. 12 Cathy Come back. I'd love to hear more of your perspective on this, actually. If you were going to make YouTube videos, what would they be like? 13 Weasel83 mine would just be 10min of me arguing w/ myself and posting shitty MSPaint gags over halo 3 clips. riffing on idiots on TT. it'd be like one of those 'you and what army' demotivationals come to life. why do u even ask ffs 14 Cathy I'm only curious, Weasel. Relax a bit. 15 Weasel83 im relaxed im chillin im always chill even when my router is literally melting from torrents. but u seem you're fishing for something. what r u, a market researcher? lol 16 Cathy Not exactly, but I am a researcher of sorts, I'll admit that freely. 17 Weasel83 researching what exactly? the elusive 2009 forum dwelling manchild? gr8 career path op, im sure ur mom is proud af 18 Cathy Do you have any idea of my age, kid? My mother is dead and buried, and I find that statement very crass given that fact. How dare you even bring her into this? 19 Weasel83 oh. shit. ah fuck. i mean. i'm sorry. >:/ tbh i didn't know. i just fire off bullshit, it's not personal. it was shitty, my bad. 20 Cathy You frequently fire off bullshit, don't you? Why? 21 Weasel83 bc it's easier than the alternative. look, i'm gonna log off. srsly fucked this one up and i feel weird now. imo i should just go lurk for 6 years. bye lol 22 Cathy I told you not to run off. I'm still curious. What exactly did the internet do to you? 23 Weasel83 do to me?? nothing lol it just gave me a place to scream into the void. that's it. u think everything has a deep origin story? sometimes a guy just likes trolling on forums tbh 24 Cathy Oh, I'm positive that kind of thing has a "deep origin story," actually. Tell me about it. I know you can. 25 Weasel83 ugh. fine. it's... like the world outside doesn't exist? and in here i'm loud and smart and my words mean something. else i'm just trevor w/ a shitty job and nobody cares. srsly delete this. 26 Cathy Wait, your real name is Trevor? Cool... 27 Weasel83 yep. trevor frederick wilson. boring as shit. you got me to actually say something sincere, so congrats. happy? :P 28 Cathy Very pleased with you. Seems like you're opening up a bit; good to see! Why did you pick the name Weasel83, anyways? 29 Weasel83 god u are a vulture for details lol. my dad called me weasel when i was a kid. 83 was just random. done. ur welcome. now can we go back 2 normal where i call u a n00b? plz 30 Cathy I guess that's a cool nickname. 31 Weasel83 ur tone is weirdly sincere rn. stop it lol. it's freaking me out more than dialup noises. 32 Cathy Why would dialup noises (and sincerity itself) freak you out? 33 Weasel83 bc sincerity feels like sleeper agents activating or something. fake it ‘til u make it, or fake it until u die. whichever comes first. dialup is just ugly. debating u is safer than feelings. /endrant. 34 Cathy I take it you're not on dialup anymore? 35 Weasel83 no you dope ofc not. i’ve got comcast screaming at me for going over my data cap like a true gamer, lmao. u live under a rock? 36 Cathy A bit, yes. 37 Weasel83 ur weird. i kinda like it. dont let that get out srsly. >_> 38 Cathy Do you have many friends, Weasel? 39 Weasel83 friends?? lmao i have acquaintances on TT and steam. a friend is someone who bothers 2 ask u ur real name. so… u get what i’m sayin. :P 40 Cathy I suppose you consider me a friend now, since I did that? 41 Weasel83 i guess?? i still think ur a weirdo tho and i’m probably gonna regret admitting this later when u go Full Psychoanalysis Mode. but yeah. temporarily friend-shaped. >:/ 42 Cathy See you around. Take it easy; try not to get doxxed on that silly forum of yours. 43 Weasel83 yeah. see u, weirdo. and i wont, i’m a ghost lol. cya.