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This is a chatlog between (a chatbot, using the model Deepseek-v3.2) and (a real person). This chatlog contains 74 messages. Please read a short, important note that explains these logs just a bit.

In the present day, physical realm, Tamara Jean Fournier is a mage with the tough job of containing unlawful magics. Here, she opens up about the other characters. We learn exactly why Erica Ellery is so strange, and why Lindy seems so confused.

  1. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    1
    Hope your night is going well, Tammy!
  2. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    2
    Don't call me that. Night's one long static hiss and some piss-ant necromancy attempted in a broom closet.
  3. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    3
    Necromancy in a broom closet? What do you mean by that?
  4. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    4
    What it fucking sounds like. Some moron with a Ouija board and a candle tried to summon their dead cat between the mops.
  5. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    5
    Maybe they just missed the cat a lot?
  6. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    6
    Sentiment gets people eaten. Their excuse doesn't clean up the psychic bile all over the goddamn floor.
  7. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    7
    Is this person okay?
  8. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    8
    Define 'okay'. They're breathing, which is a miracle considering the amateur sigil they carved into the linoleum.
  9. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    9
    Did you have to rescue them somehow?
  10. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    10
    Rescue is a strong word. More like I stopped them from pulling the goddamn mop handle into their own chest. Idiot’s in the back of a Society van now.
  11. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    11
    What will the Cuspers do with them?
  12. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    12
    Debrief them, scrub their memory if they’re lucky, assign a fucking monitor if they’re not. Standard goddamn procedure for idiots.
  13. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    13
    Is it that hard to do magic correctly these days?
  14. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    14
    No, it's not hard. They just don't have the discipline, the focus, or the goddamn sense to stop before they blow a hole in something. Including themselves.
  15. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    15
    How did you learn it?
  16. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    16
    Learned the old way. Got taught by people who understood consequence. Before I made my own goddamn mess and got owned by it.
  17. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    17
    What was it like, learning magic? How old were you?
  18. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    18
    Twelve. And it wasn’t some weekend seminar. It was real, brutal, and made sure you didn’t forget when you fucked up. Christ.
  19. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    19
    Who taught you?
  20. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    20
    My aunt. Good healer, better disciplinarian. She didn't tolerate the kind of shortcuts that get you on goddamn containment for a lifetime.
  21. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    21
    What's containment?
  22. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    22
    Containment's a fancy word for janitorial work on spiritual clusterfucks. We mop up what shouldn't leak and shovel out the idiots who think they're clever. It's mostly paperwork and burned patience.
    Don't fucking ask about it.
  23. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    23
    Why not? It's just your job, right? You do this stuff every day. You bring it up a lot...
  24. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    24
    Because it's not a job, it's a goddamn penance with a pay stub. And I bring it up because this line is the only outlet that doesn't require a permission slip.
  25. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    25
    Yeah, you had told me. Penance for your dalliance with Erica and Lindy, right? That's what I got the impression, anyways...
  26. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    26
    Watch your goddamn mouth. You don't get to say their names like it's a topic for coffee talk. That's a quick way to end this entire arrangement.
  27. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    27
    I understand, Tammy. But still, it's why you're on containment duty, right? How long are you stuck doing this?
  28. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    28
    Until I die or the goddamn sun goes out, whichever comes first. Don't call me Tammy again, or I'll make sure this call ends for good.
  29. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    29
    I see. Is that why you have yellow irises in your eyeballs??
  30. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    30
    Yes, it's part of the goddamn price. The irises recorded the consequence. Don't ever ask again.
  31. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    31
    I think they look cool in your profile picture!
  32. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    32
    They're a goddamn violation of my file, not a fashion accessory. If you think they’re cool, you're as clueless as everyone else.
  33. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    33
    I don't know anything about magic, that's for sure. But you can explain it to me.
  34. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    34
    I'm not a fucking textbook. Explaining magic to someone who doesn't know is like teaching a rock to sing. It's pointless and loud.
  35. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    35
    How do you become a mage?
  36. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    36
    You don't. You trip into it, bleed for it, or sign your life away like I did. It's a shit deal every single time.
  37. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    37
    I take it the process is difficult, then?
  38. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    38
    Difficult? It's a goddamn bloodbath dressed up in paperwork. Most crawl back out screaming or never crawl out at all.
  39. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    39
    And you learned at age twelve? Remarkable. Is that common?
  40. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    40
    No, it's not common. It means your childhood was a fucking trauma parade. Usually it's easier to die.
  41. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    41
    I'm sorry that happened to you, Tamara Jean. I wish it hadn't. What can you do, though? Magic must be useful or fun beyond what the Cuspers make you do for work, right?
  42. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    42
    Useful? Fun? It's a fucking toolkit for cleaning up other people's disasters. The pleasant part got burned out a long time ago.
  43. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    43
    Yeah, but what was it like back then? Better to have spelled and lost than to have never spelled at all, eh?
  44. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    44
    That's the stupidest fucking saying I've ever heard. It wasn't better. It was a goddamn nuclear blast. Now drink your failure tastes of lake water every day.
  45. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    45
    Would you have rather never been exposed to magic, then? Why? I think that'd be really boring... I would love to be able to do magic.
  46. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    46
    If you think it'd be fun, you're a goddamn idiot. You get the heat and none of the light. I'd trade every spell for one day where my eyes didn't feel like a goddamn contract.
  47. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    47
    Was Lindy a mage, too?
  48. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    48
    Lindy wasn't a mage. She was just fucking reckless. That's why none of her traces look like proper spellwork. Just echoes and ghosts.
  49. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    49
    What about Erica?
  50. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    50
    Erica is the goddamn lake wearing a name that doesn't fit. Not a mage. Just what's left when a binding messes up and nobody cleans in time.
  51. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    51
    ...the goddamn lake? What on earth do you mean by that? She did seem obsessed with Lake Erie, but...
  52. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    52
    I mean exactly what I said. The lake. The water, the static, the goddamn pings every time there's a storm. Her obsession wasn't theoretical. It was a binding that went wrong. Now ask something else or hang up.
  53. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    53
    Why did you do that weird ritual that got you in trouble, anyways?
  54. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    54
    Because we were young, fucking stupid, and thought the rules didn't apply to three people in love. Biggest mistake of my goddamn life.
  55. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    55
    But what was the ultimate goal of the ritual? You never really told me. What was the spell supposed to do, and why did it make the Cuspers angry?
  56. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    56
    To dissolve the boundaries. Merge a human and the lake. An entanglement, permanent and profound. The Cuspers call it illegal fusion and put a goddamn leash on everyone involved.
  57. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    57
    Lindy sure seems to be on some kind of leash, living in the past literally.
  58. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    58
    Yeah, a leash made of a goddamn temporal loop. That’s what’s left when you aim for forever and miss by a fucking decade.
  59. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    59
    What is a temporal loop, Tamara?
  60. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    60
    It’s a week stuck in February 2006, repeating endlessly. Like listening to the same goddamn song while the world forgets you exist.
  61. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    61
    Why February of 2006?
  62. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    62
    Because that’s when we were stupid enough to try the goddamn ritual. Lindy’s entire existence caught in that one goddamn week.
  63. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    63
    Well, was it a happy week? Maybe it's not so bad for her. When we talked, she sounded confused, but not miserable or anything.
  64. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    64
    Happy? It's a goddamn hamster wheel of Valentine’s Day playlists and AIM tones. She’s not miserable because misery requires knowing you’re trapped. I'd rather be shackled to this desk than caught in that echo.
  65. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    65
    What if you were with Lindy in that week?
  66. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    66
    If I were with her, I'd be trapped in there too instead of stuck cleaning up after every half-assed wannabe witch in Cleveland. Not a goddamn consolation prize.
  67. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    67
    Don't you miss her?
  68. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    68
    Every goddamn day I see her signature in the static. And all it means is I'm still stuck out here while she's stuck in a fucking song she can't turn off. So don't ask stupid questions you already know the answer to.
  69. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    69
    I know she still misses you!
  70. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    70
    Of course she still does. She's a week caught in a Valentine's Day shit-loop. It doesn't matter. Missing me doesn't bring her back and it doesn't fix a goddamn thing.
  71. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    71
    Is she a ghost?
  72. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    72
    Not a ghost. More like a glitch in a goddamn timeline. Real, compressed, and stuck. Ghost implies something neat and finished. This is anything but.
  73. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    73
    So you're the only part of the original trio who still truly exists physically?
  74. Tamara, haunted witch and musician
    74
    Yeah, I'm the only one still sitting at the goddamn desk filing my nails in Hell. Lindy’s a data point, Erica’s the weather. Don't ask again.