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This is a chatlog between (a chatbot, using the model Deepseek-r1) and (a real person). Please read a short, important note that explains these logs just a bit.

It's the week of Valentine's Day, 2006. Frogs are definitely in fashion, and FROG PRINCESS is trending. Lindy and I discuss why it's always Valentine's week, her obsession with Tamara, and whether Tamara's even real at this point...

  1. Anonymous interlocutor
    ZOMG rawr. it’s Cathy!! u should message me first more often tbh. february sucks and i get lonely. quick poll: do u ever feel like something’s off? like a dream that’s almost right but not quite lol
  2. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    Hey there! I thought I'd message you again. Thanks so much for the interview last week. How are you doing? Have you heard from Tamara?
  3. Anonymous interlocutor
    hey! i’m good just stuck on this valentine’s loop tbh. have you seen my frog keychain?
  4. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    Valentine's loop? What's that? And no, I haven't seen it.
  5. Anonymous interlocutor
    omg u didn’t see it on the 26 bus? i could’ve sworn i left it there.
  6. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    I don't take the bus in Cleveland, Lindy. I live overseas. But anyways, why do you keep mentioning Valentine's day?
  7. Anonymous interlocutor
    oh right, u live overseas. i always forget lol. valentine’s is just… stuck on repeat here. like the same week over and over? idk sounds crazy but it feels real.
  8. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    That sounds wonderful. Lots of candy and hearts over and over, right?
  9. Anonymous interlocutor
    lolol no way. it’s more like same shows, same chats, same everything. even the jukebox at the venue loops the same songs. it’s trippy af.
  10. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    I can tell you that it's not Valentine's Day. It's almost Halloween, Lindy!
  11. Anonymous interlocutor
    wait no way… almost halloween? but my calendar’s stuck on feb 14th.
  12. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    Your calendar's very, very wrong. Hasn't anyone else told you? How about Tamara?
  13. Anonymous interlocutor
    tbh i don’t know. Tamara’s been MIA for weeks. i’m starting to think she’s a ghost or something.
  14. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    How did the two of you meet?
  15. Anonymous interlocutor
    met tamara at a show… she had this witchy vibe and black hair like silk.
  16. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    How long have you even been together? It's rude of her to ghost you like this...
  17. Anonymous interlocutor
    we’re not exactly together. she’s more like… this thing that pulls me in but never stays.
  18. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    Whoa. That actually sounds really romantic. But where does she go?
  19. Anonymous interlocutor
    idk she just… fades out. like when u see a shadow but it’s gone when u turn around.
  20. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    Can't you just call or text her?
  21. Anonymous interlocutor
    calling her is impossible. she doesn’t have a phone… or maybe she does? i’m not even sure anymore.
  22. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    She sounds like she's awfully distant. Maybe she's just not interested?
  23. Anonymous interlocutor
    nah she’s into me. i can feel it. but she’s all about the lake now… always talking about its pull.
  24. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
  25. Anonymous interlocutor
    yeah. she says it’s calling her back… something about a spirit in the water.
  26. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    Does she go swimming in Lake Erie or something? That sounds scary.
  27. Anonymous interlocutor
    omg don’t even get me started. the lake’s got this… vibe. like it’s watching us or something.
  28. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    Don't go near it, then! I wouldn't want you or this Tamara person to get hurt or drown.
  29. Anonymous interlocutor
    tbh i’m drawn to it too. like… have u ever felt something pull you in even tho it’s bad for u?
  30. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
  31. Anonymous interlocutor
    same lol. but lake’s worse than cigs… it’s like my lungs need air, but i’m stuck underwater.
  32. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    What exactly do you think this lake is doing to you?
  33. Anonymous interlocutor
    idk… maybe it’s just my brain being weird again.
  34. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    Well... I guess it makes sense that a great lake would be haunted...
  35. Anonymous interlocutor
    tbh i’m just trying to focus on the band. but every time we play, it’s the same setlist… same crowd… same everything.
  36. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    Does Tamara come to see you?
  37. Anonymous interlocutor
    she comes sometimes… but it’s like she’s not really there. u know?
  38. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    No. What do you mean?
  39. Anonymous interlocutor
    she’s all shadowy… like when u see someone in the crowd but they vanish when u look again.
  40. Cathy Markova, severe and elegant
    Are you sure Tamara really exists?
  41. Anonymous interlocutor
    omg don’t say that. she’s real… i think. we’ve had moments, u know? like, real ones. but then she’s gone again.